Here are the top five reasons why she might be leaving.
- Family emergency. An obvious reason. Get well soon.
Odds: – 500. - Her visa expires. A common one. Happens all the time.
Odds: + 150. - Arranged marriage. Not uncommon. Happened to a friend of mine recently. She seems happy. Pity for her though.
Odds: 3:1. - Her ex called. Yes the man who left her, cheated on her, impregnated another woman, whom he later married to, on a camping trip, came back to her, lied to her, promised her, broke her heart, mended her heart, broke her heart again and left her again. “Baby you know I always love you…only you. You know I made a mistake, once, just once. I had to…because of the baby. I didn’t love her and I never loved her. I can’t stand it any longer time without being with you. I’m listening to my heart and getting a divorce and leaving her and the baby. Come back to me. It’ll just be just you and me. Let me take you from behind and be your master. Let me give you a good whip and you’ll be shaking like a dog in front of me. Let’s have babies, a lot of babies, unless you don’t…Oh you don’t like babies…Of course I remember…So no babies…Just ferocious, blinding and skull-numbing orgasms…I mean…Love.” And…she’ll take him back in a split second.
Odds: 300:1. - A lie. An easy way out. Happens to everyone everywhere all the time. And she’s not the trusty type.
Odds: 3:1.
Ostensibly, gun to my head, I know in precisely which one I’ll bet my life on. I’ll win the bet, but ironically, I’d rather take the bullet.
Bonus: Her cat stepped on her phone and texted me. She has a cat. She has a phone. Cat likes bright screens. Cat likes to write to strangers.
Odds: 100:1.
